Bella's New Phone

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone by it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would you prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If you haven't come to Forks then you wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted by the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.

Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath.

Edward: Because Im sexy.

Bella: No. because you don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. You only breathe because its a habit and you can't smell anything if i don't.

Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...

Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*

Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?

Bella: OMG i though you couldn't read my mind!

Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls.

Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath, too.

Edward: Because Im sexy. And by the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that  bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe you should try texting with the small silver phone.

Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*

*BEEP BEEP*

Bella: OMG what's that sound??

Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.

From: BellaDearestzz

Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!

Edward: Uhhhh....

Bella: It;s supposed to say I Love You.

Edward: Maybe you should use the small silver phone other than to text.

Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force you into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single day of forever!

Edward: No.

Bella: But whyyy??

Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I love you so much and I dont want you to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.

Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase you dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single day of forever.

Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss you passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let you touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.

Bella: And now I am having second thoughts about loving you because i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with you again because eventhough i  love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy, i love you more.

Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!